John Kruk, who only discovered DoorDash this summer and constantly forgets his phone password, has had no qualms about stuffing Mets fans in body bags on Twitter. Tell Kruk he screwed up a home run call and called him a “fat bastard” for his own fault. He’ll lead his legion of fans to fight back harder #butthurtbaby:
The funny thing about this guy is that if you look at his profile, you can tell right away that he’s a Mets fan. Does he agonize over and over again watching Phillies highlights hoping to hear Kruk say “Yes!” when they hit a home run? Is this what it means to root for a third-place team? To be so jealous that you hate watching highlights of your No. 1 rival? What a pathetic existence.
To be honest, that’s far from the biggest “yes” we’ve heard from Kreuk. It’s barely audible, and Kreuk leaves it to T-Mac.
Let Casty cook for you 🔥#RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/Q64WGWpwv3
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) August 27, 2024
It’s the same Crook way Chris Wheeler was silent and pumping his fist when Harry Kalas called the final out in the 2008 World Series. Crook does his best work because he lets every little thought that comes into his head out loud. Guy expressed every emotion in this play of Casty last year.
Nick Castellanos, you are an amazing guy!!! pic.twitter.com/xWXjhJH84n
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) September 20, 2023
Can you imagine this guy getting angry?
Surely not:
John Crook’s montage at the end of Last Week Tonight pic.twitter.com/YLcx2bm3mF
— Nick Picone (@_piccone) August 12, 2024
.John Kruk A wild man with a wild story https://t.co/vJ5RPjbxdz pic.twitter.com/pg8bK4dMqY
— Nick Picone (@_piccone) April 28, 2024
Storytime with John Crook: pic.twitter.com/upVtjAavFM
— Nick Picone (@_piccone) July 1, 2022
In honor of John Kruk’s birthday, let’s remember the time he said “Let’s go bitch” during a Phillies broadcast pic.twitter.com/Vhe33ny4nW
— m (@matttadelphia) February 9, 2023
John Crook quickly learned this kid’s name and learned he wore this beard at a game on the Boardwalk in Ocean City. The best in the business. https://t.co/pQ8Czub98Y
— 12 mice sitting in front of a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) August 27, 2024
P.S.: Notice I said Twitter in the headline. Always Twitter. Overlook me here at the X where the newspapers used to say Twitter. Always the Dixie Chicks. Always the Staples Center. Always the Sears Tower. No matter how many versions of the PlayStation Sony makes, it’s just going to be called the PlayStation. For God’s sake, it’s Pangaea!