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The UC Berkeley Bears come to Tallahassee this week inexplicably trailing by three points. I say inexplicably because my alma mater, the Florida State Seminoles, seem to be the most helpless team in college football when it comes to scoring touchdowns. Coming to Tallahassee with them this week are some UC Berkeley Bears memes that are so funny they’ve trashed FSU Twitter.
The Noles have scored a combined 25 points in their last two games. They’re 0-3 to start the season, both losses to unranked teams. All signs point to this FSU football team having given up on the season. They’re not even showing signs of fighting spirit yet. All of this is painfully obvious, and the Cal Bears memes that have flooded the X over the past few days and terrorized “FSU Twitter” in the process are a testament to just how broken things are in Tallahassee right now.
Take a look at the best of “Calgorithm” earlier this week when I saw a “Calgorithm” post on X (formerly Twitter) that I was lucky enough to get hooked on: I shared this myself and got even more hooked on Calgorithm, flooding my feed with Cal Bears Memes.
The calgorism is #FSU Twitter is honestly the best because I don’t even have the energy to fight back https://t.co/hX8I3kSHMl pic.twitter.com/sIHhW9HgLt
β Cass Anderson (@casspa) September 17, 2024
Best Cal Bears memes from “The Calgorithm”
Posted by @CollegeFBonX account thread The best thing they’ve seen. Kudos to them for working so hard on this and keeping track of all the Cal Bears memes…they’re stealing our ladies at Tally:
Don’t hesitate, it’s okay. pic.twitter.com/1tZq8DqcCa
β CAL BEARS LFG! π»πππππ₯π― (@FeFiFauxFunk) September 17, 2024
The Bears have been bullying us all week, but it’s all down to our competitive spirit. Indomitable? Really? We’re a broken fanbase bullied by nerds… but at least it’s super funny:
#Cal versus #FSU pic.twitter.com/dXfCTFYQWl
β Johnny Knox 07 (@johnnyknox07_) September 19, 2024
Anything but Waffle House, even Zaxby’s if you must, but not Hourful Waffles.
https://t.co/U8yDIMRywZ pic.twitter.com/VK6frhBgfn
β Marshawn’s Golf Cart (@cal_gang) September 19, 2024
We (FSU) should be forced to hang up our participation banner after this season, these Cal Bears memes are spot on.
Calling all Florida State fans! Here’s a participation trophy for you!
We know you’re feeling down at 0-3, but cheer up! Cal will be bringing everyone a participation trophy this weekend to boost your self-esteem!
There’s no shame in trying your best, guys! Well done! pic.twitter.com/T7DlnmUojx
β Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) September 19, 2024
Ronnie D probably wonβt be happy about the Bears turning Tallahassee into San Francisco, but heβll just have to accept that Barkley won this war on California Bears memes.
This weekend, we are announcing that Florida is committing to investing in DEI initiatives as a state. pic.twitter.com/tWmzKvU9cu
β Marshawn’s Golf Cart (@cal_gang) September 16, 2024
Chief Oskeola comes to Tallahassee to spread the great word of Karl Marx and Derrick Bell pic.twitter.com/UkJmEAi591
β Marshawn’s Golf Cart (@cal_gang) September 15, 2024
Whether youβre already part of The Calgorithm or FSU Twitter, or youβre just a passing passerby, many of us were surprised this week by just how powerful The Calgorithm is.
For some reason I’ve been on UC Football Twitter all week. pic.twitter.com/7HSzQGGPhy
β Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) September 12, 2024
No. I don’t want it.
The transformation into an eco-friendly apartment complex will begin immediately after the end of the match. pic.twitter.com/C6sWvrw4dU
β Rex Volcano (@RexVolcano) September 20, 2024
These bears are bullies:
People of Tallahassee: UC WOKE Enforcement Unit will be confiscating your guns this weekend!
Please be sure to place all firearms in the rainbow colored bins conveniently located across FSUβs campus.
For your safety, your guns will be confiscated and destroyed!
Thank you for your quick response. pic.twitter.com/qlo7RVU7JM
β Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) September 18, 2024
When are we going to discuss how Dallas hasn’t been America’s team for the past few decades?
The University of California is an American team.#Calculation pic.twitter.com/uCXHvk2A6C
β CFB Home (@CFBHome) September 19, 2024
Looks like FSU Twitter put this on for them to a tee:
Zooming in to see DJ on the sidelines #GoBears https://t.co/lEwYN9gbvZ pic.twitter.com/sQpT76We0r
β Sideline β California π΄ββ οΈ (@SSN_California) September 19, 2024
I saw this while eating lunch and laughed so hard I spit my food out.
As a Cal Fan 4 Kamala, it’s very important to highlight when your opponent is right, and I agree with him on this one. pic.twitter.com/iVDSP42Zqv
β π ±οΈEARS π ±οΈY 50 (@BearsBy50) September 19, 2024
I don’t know why, but this is my favorite Cal Bears meme.
The best is yet to come. pic.twitter.com/cWxjrqdRVt
β California Hood Bear (@HoodxBear) September 19, 2024
Kudos to the Cal Bears: Calgorithm has been the most entertaining thing about college football for me this week, and it’s a great distraction from the woes of FSU football.